The Cleverest Boy
Ethan Amos, clever boy,
There's nothing you can't do.
Why, you could tame a lion
And box a kangaroo.
You could go deep in the jungle
And pretend you are an ape.
You could also go to prison,
But only to escape.
I wouldn't be surprised at all
To see you fly a plane
Oh, you're in a submarine?
There's no need to explain.
I heard you went to Spain last week.
Do please tell me more.
Oh! There was a bull fight?
You were the matador?!