** I hope to compile this into one section in the future, but I'm rather stuck right now, so I just decided to post this first part. Hope you like it. ;) **
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A (Real) Fairy Tale, Part One:
In Which We Learn Some Things About Love
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Enter the Dandy
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Normal 0 An interview with Arzallie…
(Pronunciation, Arzallee)
Me: So, Arzallie, you were how old? Five when this all happened, right?
Ary: Actually I prefer to be called, Ary, and yes I was five.
Me: Ary, can you describe what happened that morning in minimum detail? So we don’t give any thing away to the reader.
Welcome to Deplorable Cultus Anonymous, an organization devoted to helping individuals break free from slavish addiction to fanatical obsessions that devour an individual’s ability to judge the value of literature. THE TWELVE STEPS OF DEPLORABLE CULTUS ANONYMOUS
*Note: You may want to read -A Peek Into the Land of Second Draft-Iraella and Baeddan Prologue first to understand this :-) I hope everybody enjoys. Sorry for the double post BTW!!
(With all due respect to the offices of President and Vice President, of course)
There once was a man named Obama
Who caused our whole country some drama
He just nodded and smiled; the people, meanwhile
Wondered why they'd elected Obama
There once was a fellow called Biden
Whose smile continued to widen
'Til it covered his face, oh what a disgrace!
And that is the tale of Joe Biden
Inspired by the song Hot Air Balloon by Owl City, the movie The Human Experience, Amelia Earhart, everything that's ever made me laugh, my family, my friends, the existence of God, and living life just for the fun of it.
**After watching the regular version of "The Two Towers" in I don't know how long, I decided to write down a few thoughts that came to me while I was watching. You don't have to agree with all that is written, but if you can relate to at least some...well, then you're probably just as nuts as I am. If you'd like, you can add some of your own in your comment. ;D**
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You know you are a Lord of the Rings freak if...
You can name all of Sam's kids
**Yep, it happened. I finally was able to find a better name for this book. Triumvir. (Pronounced try-UM-vur, almost like triumphant, only with a vir instead of a phant.) Triumvir means "a ruling body of three". At this point, I think my chapters are going to start getting a little confusing, as I'm not too sure where I'm going right now, plot-wise...so any "constructive criticism" comments would be most welcome. :)**
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“Welcome! Welcome, welcome, welcome to Rosebud Diner! It's so great that you're here! Did you know we just opened?”
“Yes of course you did. But I bet you didn't know that you're our very first customer. That's right, the first one! This is so exciting.”
“Please, take a seat. No no, not that one, it's not nearly as good as this one. Yes this one is the best. Maybe we can name it after you! It can be the place of honor from now on.”