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The ghost of the partially un-dead zombie squirrel Chaptr one and two

Submitted by Tayme on Mon, 05/17/2010 - 22:39

Normal 0 The Ghost Of The Partially Un-dead Zombie Squirrel

Chapter One: The unknowing squirrel

 

I, Norbert Bockinstine, swear that every thing I am about to tell you… is entirely true.

           

It had been nine thirty-seven P.M., Friday night, when my life would be changed forever…        

 

Finals time

Submitted by Christa on Fri, 05/14/2010 - 15:20

Oh woe! Woe is us!

Weep the students dreadfully

We hath our finals coming up

And little time to study

The sun doth shine, so lovely

And the weather sings of spring

But we have much to do inside

And little time for loitering

 

Tales of the Unsupervised

Submitted by Jackie West on Thu, 05/13/2010 - 12:38

   The title Tales of the Unsupervised refers to the wild childhood adventures of my dad and his two brothers, some of which I will tell here.

                                    

                                                 Victory at Sea

Lost in Time, Part 1

Submitted by Jackie West on Tue, 04/20/2010 - 12:36

                          ~The first book in the series, Journeys of the Unsupervised~

 

"I told you we were lost," Karay complained, clearly annoyed.

  "You're the nature geek. Use the moss on trees, or the position of the sun in the sky, or something like that, so we can go back to our group," Alex shot back.

  "You're the technological geek," Gemima said, expertly twirling her quarterstaff. "Go find a junk heap and build a transprter so we can get back."

The Ultimate Decision, Part 6

Submitted by Jackie West on Wed, 03/24/2010 - 11:07

  "When he's watching TV, you can just see how social he is," Solana said as they left the council room. "Oh, well." She rolled her eyes. "Let's go find Dad. He's probably talking with Nathaniel and playing golf in our uderground range."

  "Who's Nathaniel?" Dominica inquired as they walked past the computer room, where Dylan was still working.

Jumping to Jupiter

Submitted by Julie on Sun, 03/21/2010 - 19:36

 

I’ll start here You’ll start there Everybody will start somewhere   If we really ran Jumped as far as we can And everything went as planned   Could we jump to Jupiter?   If I leapt five If you leapt nine If someone leapt forty-five   But we can’t jump that far Can’t drive there in a car Or catch a passing star   Could we jump to Jupiter?   On our own, we aren’t good enough Even if we do lots of nice stuff But Jesus bridged the gulf   So why do we fight Over who was right When none of us reached the height   For we can’t jump to Jupiter
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