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They all stare at the paper and Peter looks at Lucy
Pete-How long have you known about this?
Lucy-I knew he kidnapped children. But not that! *She stamped her foot* I would never be friends with someone like That!
Pete- *looks at Susan*
Sue-*Looks at tree and screams* There is a big beaver behind that tree!!
Ed-Let's go play with it.
Pete-Stop being stupid. Let's go see if this rumor is true.
Sue-Rumor!?

This is a story I wrote last night at about 11:30. If you do not feel like reading it, I will put a link at the bottom so that you can listen to my sisters and my recording of it :)

Part 1

Planet Wars
Episode IV: An Old Hope


(Voice) It is a time of great turmoil for the galaxy once again. The Director, incensed at the way people are changing the script, has conquered the galaxy, planning to make everything “right” again. The Heroes have gone into hiding, secretly directing a rebellion against the Director...




Act 1, Scene 1. The Tiny Menace.

Author's Note: I do not, of course, own any of the Star Wars characters. Everything else, I believe, is mine and my brothers'. I also made no attempt to keep the Star Wars characters true to their characters; they all act according to my whims and sense of humor. The whole thing started with my younger brothers and me playing with our LEGO minifigs, so if you want to visualize this, think LEGO.

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