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Ode to Cheese

Submitted by Renee on Sat, 03/10/2012 - 03:11

A tribute to e.e. cummings...   Cheese upon eating it,(taste  still delectable in my mouth) some more promptly ate I. and went on in fashion this until the block was gone. the craved it all the  more, more, more though (oh so quickly) finished was it.  

Little mouse... who bursts into flames every time he eats cheese - A bedtime story.

Submitted by Bridget on Tue, 08/16/2011 - 06:53

Once upon a time, there was a little mouse. And this little mouse, like all good mice, liked cheese. Unfortunately for this mouse, every time he ate cheese, he burst into flames. Now, this mouse didn’t like to burst into flames, so he went to visit the Wicked Witch of Wherever (having established that the other Wicked Witches were killed by Dorothy), but she told him that she wouldn’t help him, because, you see, she was evil, and she didn’t do those things. So the little mouse went to see Aragorn, and Aragorn said that if the little mouse would help him to help Frodo take the One Ring acros