Male Animal’s Questions answered by the ex-feline herself, Miss Kit E.!

Dear Miss Kit E.,
I have recently noticed one tigress more than the rest. I read up on everything men do to get a girl to like them. She doesn’t like any of my things, so I now have a Ferrari, three dozen roses, more chocolate than hair, and a broken heart. What do I do?
-Chocolate-Covered Tiger

Part Six: Colds, Conversations, and Capital Fun of a …Hazardous… Sort