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The Tenth Sensed, Chapter VI

Submitted by Kassady on Tue, 12/28/2010 - 17:42

 

Chapter 6

Such is life

Lampsted jumped off his steed and led Arrow to a log that was on the ground inside the clearing, that they had chosen to hunker down in.

Yelismen helped Lampsted pitch the tents and scout out the area. While Malva set to work unloading things, like pots and pans and cooking supplies, and of course their food.

"Phorknere!" Malva cursed angrily, "I forgot cooking tongs!" Lampsted and Yelismen gasped. Malva looked questioningly at them, "What!"

"You ... You.....Y-"

Ode to Annoying Sister's

Submitted by Kassady on Mon, 12/20/2010 - 03:03


                                                        Ode to Annoying Sister's

 

Everything is quiet,

You finally feel at peace,

And all about you is boring, the way it ought to be.

But wait!

What is that noise?

From right outside your door,

I'm afriad, your little sister, is spying from the floor.

You jump up in anger,

Feeling your ears go red,

And the air is again disrupted, as she bounces on your bed.

Oh to little sister's! 

May they never tire,

Alphonzo: biography of a star, and Frank the Singing Eel.

Submitted by Renee on Wed, 11/10/2010 - 20:41

 


Alphonzo the star: originally written for The Brit
 

well. once upon a star, Alphonzo was born unto his dear parents

who lived in the milky way galaxy

Alphonzo was a naughty child, he loved to sneak up on the older stars and throw ice cubes at them!

so one day, the head star got very angry! he ordered Alphonzo to leave the galaxy!

Thoughts, Questuions And Conclusions Of A 5 Year Old Girl

Submitted by Tayme on Sun, 09/19/2010 - 20:07

Normal 0 Thoughts, Ideas, questions and conclusions of a 5-year-old girl

 

Chapter one: If I was the president…

If I was the president, I would make it illegal for bad guys to have real guns, so they would only be able to have plastic ones, then the police men wouldn’t get shot by them.

 

If I was the president, It wouldn’t be called the white house, I would change it to the pink house and boys aren’t aloud in, and if they tried to get in I would have invisible ninjas come and put them in jail for the rest of forever!

 

If Middle-Earth Entered the 21st Century (Revised)

Submitted by Julie on Sat, 09/18/2010 - 00:51

Arassuil II, grandson of Aragorn Telcontar, fixed his gaze on Halmir and Gilloth. "Remember, don't lose your temper, no matter how this woman tries your patience."

Halmir fingered his sword hilt. "Rather would I ride to battle like my forefather Éomer than sit and listen to insults of our land and ancestors, but I will attempt to restrain myself."

"Kathy Green, Representive of the United Nations, to see King Arassuil II of Gondor, Halmir King of Rohan, and Gilloth of the remnant of the Eldar."

"Enter," Arassuil called.

Planet Wars Episode IV: An Old Hope

Submitted by Leandra on Fri, 09/17/2010 - 19:23

Planet Wars
Episode IV: An Old Hope



(Voice) It is a time of great turmoil for the galaxy once again. The Director, incensed at the way people are changing the script, has conquered the galaxy, planning to make everything “right” again. The Heroes have gone into hiding, secretly directing a rebellion against the Director...




Act 1, Scene 1. The Tiny Menace.

Dear Crazy Girl, chapter two

Submitted by Kassady on Tue, 08/17/2010 - 15:36

Chapter 2


“George is going out for food, would you like anything” my mother called up to me ( George was our butler).
“ No thanks.. Wait! Umm… could you ask him to get me a Ben and Jerry’s. I think it’s ice cream.?”.
“ Ben and Jerry’s?” my mother asked.
“ yeah one of my friends, said they liked it”.
“Ok what ever you want”.

Planet Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Frogs

Submitted by Leandra on Thu, 08/05/2010 - 20:59

Planet Wars
Episode III: Revenge of the Frogs


(VOICE) It is a time of peace and prosperity for the galaxy. With General Grievous trapped in a hole, the Bad Guy Army is leaderless. The Heroes are taking a well-deserved vacation, and...
(DIRECTOR'S VOICE) Cut! What are you reading?! This is supposed to be a time of turmoil for the galaxy, not a time of peace and prosperity! It’s always a time of turmoil! People don’t want to see everyday life, they want action!
(VOICE) Sorry. Should I start over?