“Welcome! Welcome, welcome, welcome to Rosebud Diner! It's so great that you're here! Did you know we just opened?”

“Yes of course you did. But I bet you didn't know that you're our very first customer. That's right, the first one! This is so exciting.”

“Please, take a seat. No no, not that one, it's not nearly as good as this one. Yes this one is the best. Maybe we can name it after you! It can be the place of honor from now on.”