Here's another of those weekly contests I've doing: I'll share the prompt and the story! 

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Guess what! You get to do a story based off of a painting… and here it is!

http://www.erasofelegance.com/arts/gallery/eleighton/eleighton5.jpg

This story is the result of a contest... here's the prompt, and then the story follows. Enjoy! 

You have two only two characters. They may be any one of the following: (1) lovers; (2) prospective lovers; (3) a parent and a child; (4) best friends; (5) complete strangers. If you need one or two minor characters to help out that's ok, but you have two major characters only.

   My entry for 'A Mysterious Jar'. As I have said, it is entirely different than any that have been posted so far. Do enjoy! 

Okay, okay, I'll admit this is a little juvenile, but years ago (when I was the sprity age of thirteen or fourteen), I really annoyed people by sending out these spoofs I had written about everyone's favorite films.

Don't judge a person by just one story... ; )
Hope you get a laugh or two out of it!

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The Losers of Lorien

Who are these poor unfourtunate losers? These rejects of society? The Fellowship of the Ring!

On the eves of the forest of Lorien, the Fellowship pauses.

  You probably saw the title of this one and said, "What's she done this time?" But seriously, did you ever wonder which of the great heroes of your favorite period dramas would be perfect for you? W-e-l-l... here you go! 

  It might be important to say: 

  NO PEEKING! If you do peek, then a band of tea gnomes will come and beat the living daylights out of your goldfish.

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I really love writing clerihews. Unfortunately, most are inside jokes between me and my friends, so here are some of my better ones about book characters and musicians.

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Benedict, Fish,
Had only one wish
If she would come-to
That wish would come true.
 

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Dear Nickleback:
I want four minutes back.
Your new single is lame.
Your songs all sound the same!

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My Darling Adam Young,
So sweetly have you sung
To me for near a year
And I love you, Adam, dear!

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Chapter Four:  Television Scare

            (Note From Author: I apologize for the lack of action in this chapter!)

If there was anything I hated more then rotting dead things showing up in my bathroom at night, then I think that, whatever it is, should be given a reword for most gross thing ever!

*A/N* I am Myself will probably be continued under a different title. Hope everyone likes these!

**Hello there! I haven't been on here enough lately and I haven't posted anything in far too long, no thanks to school, writer's block and feeling just generally uninspired. But here for you to hopefully enjoy is a little something I wrote a month or two ago when given the topic "poke".