I really love writing clerihews. Unfortunately, most are inside jokes between me and my friends, so here are some of my better ones about book characters and musicians.

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Benedict, Fish,
Had only one wish
If she would come-to
That wish would come true.
 

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Dear Nickleback:
I want four minutes back.
Your new single is lame.
Your songs all sound the same!

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My Darling Adam Young,
So sweetly have you sung
To me for near a year
And I love you, Adam, dear!

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With an angel voice, Taylor sings
With glitter and glitz and popstar blings.
She sings of Stephens, and Corys, and jerks name Joe
We relate to her music; T'is why we love her so.
 

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Edmund Pevense
It is clear to see
That you have changed, much so,
Since the Lion, Witch, and Wardrobe.

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Dearest, dearest Peeta,
really could not be sweeta
Until he was hijacked
Now we just want him back

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some of them are rather failish, but oh well. ::)