Presidential Limericks

Submitted by KatieSara on Thu, 02/18/2010 - 16:43

(With all due respect to the offices of President and Vice President, of course)

 

There once was a man named Obama
Who caused our whole country some drama
He just nodded and smiled; the people, meanwhile
Wondered why they'd elected Obama

There once was a fellow called Biden
Whose smile continued to widen
'Til it covered his face, oh what a disgrace!
And that is the tale of Joe Biden

Author's age when written
16
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Haha, these are funny.  Now I'm going to have to come up with some of my own.  Nice, KatieSara. :-D

"I always wonder why birds stay in the same place when they can fly anywhere on the earth. Then I ask myself the same question." - Harun Yahya

I just love, love love this Katie. ^.^ Tee hee. I love lamericks! 

"With all due respect to the offices of President and Vice President, of course"

Hahaha! That makes me smile! :D Good job!

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"Are you sure this water is sanitary? It looks questionable to me! But what about bacteria?"--Tantor the elephant from Tarzan.

  My sister once created a limerick, and it pretty funny, so I'll show it to you..

  There once was a cow in France,

  Who always wore polka dot pants,

  He said, "It is sad,

 That I'm always clad,

 In polka dot pants filled with ants!"

 Anyways, you did a great job on the presidential limericks, and I hope you do some more!

Nosy?  Rosy?  Nothing I can think of that rhymes exactly.

"I always wonder why birds stay in the same place when they can fly anywhere on the earth. Then I ask myself the same question." - Harun Yahya