SCENE:THE PRINCESSES' CASTLE;HER THERAPY ROOM.
PRINCESS: Oh dearie me! I am in such distress!!!
THERAPIST: Now Princess, it cannot be that bad! Whatever is the matter with you?
PRINCESS: Oh me, oh my! I cannot say it! It pains me so!
THERAPIST: Tell me! I can help you sort out your problems.
PRINCESS: But...but okay fine. But don't you laugh at me!!
THERAPIST: I wouldn't dream of it! Now, what is the matter? Is 20 ballgowns, 30 evening gowns, 50 everyday dresses, and 2 wedding gowns not enough? Is your castle to small? I always thought that you might say that, after all, 10,000 square feet, it's not...
PRINCESS: No! It's not that at all! It's... it's... MY NAME!
THERAPIST: My dear, what is the matter with you? I'VE always thought that Princess Candence Brielle Kiara Ella Maeve Abella Nicole Von Hinkle is beautiful! It is such a long...
PRINCESS: But that's just it! It's too long! I mean, look at the Prince's name! His name is 8 letters long, and mine is 39! Can you believe it?
THERAPIST: My girl, your parents are quite... uh... into their roots, you know, and your father liked Candence Brielle Kiara, and your mother liked Ella Maeve Abella, and your grandmother insisted on the name Nicole, so what were they to do?
PRINCESS: Hmmm...let's think here, why not name me... Sam! That's it! I like the name Sam. Haha, it's shorter than the Prince's name, anyway.
THERAPIST: My dear, you cannot change your name! You...
PRINCESS: And what if I want to?
THERAPIST: If you paid me three thousand dollars to just listen to you fret, we're done here! I suppose you have a long name, but...
PRINCESS: A long name? A LONG NAME? It's huge! Jumbo! Absolutely ginormous!
THERAPIST: MY DEAR! We are absolutely done here! I rather think the Prince's name has gone to your head, I mean...
PRINCESS: It's not fair! I mean, MY name is Princess Candence Brielle Kiara Ella Maeve Abella Nicole Von Hinkle, and do you know what his name is? Do you?
THERAPIST: I...
PRINCESS: BOB SMITH!! B-O-B S-M-I-T-H! I wish...
THERAPIST: Maybe i should just retire early...
THE END
Comments
Thanks!
Thanks... The princess' names are seriously random cuz i just kinda went on a baby naming site, but i don't know why I named the prince bob smith, i guess cuz it's short!
"Dancers are the Athletes of God"-Albert Einstein
"If dance were easy, they would call it footbal!"
“Oh Ronnie! I can’t believe you’re a prefect! That’s everyone in the family!” said Mrs. Weasley.
“What are Fred and I, next-door neighbors?”
–George Weasley
Now, that was good. :)
Now, that was good. :) Though personally I like some of those names.
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I have hated the words and I have loved them, and I hope I have made them right. --The Book Thief
!!!!HAHA
That wad really funny!!! I like all of those names too.
"Every recording studio needs a rubber chicken." -Joe Jonas
"My red hair gives me superpowers!"-some person's t-shirt
"You were not meant to fit into a shallow box built by someone else." -J. Raymond
Yeah..;.
Yeah... well I like the names too,except (this is kinda sad) I can hardly pronouce some of them...
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"Dancers are the Athletes of God"-Albert Einstein
“Oh Ronnie! I can’t believe you’re a prefect! That’s everyone in the family!” said Mrs. Weasley.
“What are Fred and I, next-door neighbors?”
–George Weasley
Yeah..;.
Yeah... well I like the names too,except (this is kinda sad) I can hardly pronouce some of them...
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"Dancers are the Athletes of God"-Albert Einstein
“Oh Ronnie! I can’t believe you’re a prefect! That’s everyone in the family!” said Mrs. Weasley.
“What are Fred and I, next-door neighbors?”
–George Weasley
i like it :D
i like it :D
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THAT WAS
THAT WAS AWESOME!
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Katie Marie
BFF To Katie Sara
kayteesonlinejournal.blogspot.com
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"Because After All, A Person's a Person, no matter how small." -Dr.Seuss
"It's twisted, messed up. And the more I think abouti t, it's crazy, but so what?" -Carrie Underwood
And they lived happily
AWESOME!
Tori that is soo good!
my dad has eight names also. ;)
Come in said the king with a trout trout trout Tooday we fish in the tub!
8 names?
your dad has 8 names? seriously? I thought my full name was long...
"Dancers are the Athletes of God"-Albert Einstein
“Oh Ronnie! I can’t believe you’re a prefect! That’s everyone in the family!” said Mrs. Weasley.
“What are Fred and I, next-door neighbors?”
–George Weasley
8 names?
your dad has 8 names? seriously? I thought my full name was long...
"Dancers are the Athletes of God"-Albert Einstein
“Oh Ronnie! I can’t believe you’re a prefect! That’s everyone in the family!” said Mrs. Weasley.
“What are Fred and I, next-door neighbors?”
–George Weasley
haha! That was utterly
haha! That was utterly hillarious!
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