The same therapist from The Princess Problem...
TIGER: Therapist! You must help me! I have a large problem!
THERAPIST: Let me see... how big is this problem? How much does it weigh?
TIGER: Well, I'd say as large as me, hm... 200 pounds at least.
THERAPIST: Ah. Well then. Let me see... oh, go ahead. Tell me what the dreadful 200-pound problem is.
TIGER: Well I... erm... ok, fine. Here we go. I'll tell you. Ok. Yes. Where to start? Hmmm...
THERAPIST: Just spit it out!
TIGER: Ok. Ok. It is… my color! Why orange? Why oh why? What else in this large overgrown forest is ORANGE? I mean what?
THERAPIST: Well, there's always the...
TIGER: Nothing else!
THERAPIST: Hey, what about the...
TIGER: It's... never mind! I won't say! Ok maybe I will, so here goes! I… all the panthers, the lions, all them, I mean, they’re calling me…
THERAPIST: What? What are they calling you?
TIGER: A…
THERAPIST: A?
TIGER: A…
THERAPIST: SPIT IT OUT!!!!
TIGER: A GIRLY GIRL!!!
THERAPIST: OH!
TIGER: WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT, HUH?
THERAPIST: ONE THING; WHY ARE WE YELLING??
TIGER: no idea.
THERAPIST: Ok then. So, why does this upset you?
TIGER: I’m supposed to be an authority figure! Not a GIRLY GIRL!
THERAPIST: I really think you should stop worrying. It does not matter the color.
TIGER: But it does! I am…
THERAPIST: Black?
TIGER: Black? Why would a tiger have any sort of black on him? I wish! Black is such a manly color. Goodbye, I am going to go paint myself black. Toodeloo!
THERAPIST: I really think I should retire early…
The End
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Fri, 01/09/2009 - 15:59
In reply to Really cute. How many more by Anonymous (not verified)
thanks
If i did two of these i didn't mean to...
thanks!
I dont know how many more, I guess until i get bored!
"Dancers are the Athletes of God"-Albert Einstein
“Oh Ronnie! I can’t believe you’re a prefect! That’s everyone in the family!” said Mrs. Weasley.
“What are Fred and I, next-door neighbors?”
–George Weasley
so good
Thats awesome Tori!
Come in said the king with a trout trout trout Tooday we fish in the tub!
Ha ha! I loved this! My
Ha ha! I loved this!
My sister said that sometimes she thinks she needs to go visit "Tori's Therapist"!!!
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"Pretty soon people are going to come to look at it. And some of those people will be... realtors!"--Klaus Baudelaire
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"To produce a mighty book, you must choose a mighty theme. No great and enduring volume can ever be written on the flea, though many there be that have tried it." -- Herman Melville
kool!
aw i love it! how old is she?
"Dancers are the Athletes of God"-Albert Einstein
“Oh Ronnie! I can’t believe you’re a prefect! That’s everyone in the family!” said Mrs. Weasley.
“What are Fred and I, next-door neighbors?”
–George Weasley
My sister is 11. She's
My sister is 11. She's Kendra on here, but she only has about one thing posted. Maybe that's why she needs a therapist! :):):)
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"Pretty soon people are going to come to look at it. And some of those people will be... realtors!"--Klaus Baudelaire
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"To produce a mighty book, you must choose a mighty theme. No great and enduring volume can ever be written on the flea, though many there be that have tried it." -- Herman Melville
Really cute. How many more
Really cute. How many more 'therapist' visits are you going to make?-Emily-Smileygirl