tigers

The Tiger's Trouble

Submitted by Tori on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 16:28

The same therapist from The Princess Problem...

TIGER: Therapist! You must help me! I have a large problem!

THERAPIST: Let me see... how big is this problem? How much does it weigh?

TIGER: Well, I'd say as large as me, hm... 200 pounds at least.

THERAPIST: Ah. Well then. Let me see... oh, go ahead. Tell me what the dreadful 200-pound problem is.

TIGER: Well I... erm... ok, fine. Here we go. I'll tell you. Ok. Yes. Where to start? Hmmm...

THERAPIST: Just spit it out!