The Mailman's Pledge
Not snow, nor rain,
nor hail, nor sleet...
Or barking dogs or aching feet,
Or crazy kids or funny hats,
or packages and heavy sacks
Nor great windy twisters
that drop in from Kansas
Nor bamboo forests
with black-and-white pandas
Nor iron gates or garbage cans
or blistering, barren destert lands
Nor wolves that howl with all their might,
nor spooky shadows in the night
Nor chocolate cake or cinnamon,
Nor baking soda or fishes' fins