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Submitted by Hannah D. on Fri, 02/24/2017 - 22:30

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Independence Day

Submitted by Taylor on Sat, 11/10/2007 - 06:23

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Fire in the sky—a celestial rain of colors bursts
Shooting into space from a mountain of faces.
The stars do not know the reason of bombardment
Is the signing of a piece of paper by fifty-six men who
Long ago pushed up daisies fighting a war
Between a mother and her rebellious child across the ocean.