In this one minute speech, I intend to present to you my many virtues...that I do not yet possess. At least not their full potential, but strive to in the near future. I invite you to listen, and I hope to amuse you with my future aspirations.
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Bring, bring. Bring bring.
My phone was ringing, interrupting my slumber. I groaned softly and reached my arm over to grab it from my bedside window. A glance at the screen told me it was Jenna. I tried to clear my throat before answering it, but it didn’t do much good. I still sounded like a croaky bullfrog.
“Hello?”
“Oh, sorry, did I wake you up?” Her apology confirmed the condition of my voice.
“Yes. I’m still in bed.”
“Sorry, did you want me to ring later?”