Narnia

"The Only Living Thing" and "Victory, at Such a Cost"

Submitted by Arthur on Tue, 11/06/2012 - 00:31

   I have been extremely busy lately so that even though I had written these in October, and ment to post them then, I have been kept from doing so. I also would like to sorry for taking so long to read through things and publish them lately. It was for the same reason that kept me from posting. Anyways, I have caught up now.

   These two stories I wrote for a writting assignment. The first is a rewritten story, and the second is totally original(well, I guess not since it uses the same world as the first) I hope that you enjoy, and any corrections are welcomed with open arms!

Narnia Parody Part 3 and 4

Submitted by Emma Katherine on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 17:34

Part3
They all stare at the paper and Peter looks at Lucy
Pete-How long have you known about this?
Lucy-I knew he kidnapped children. But not that! *She stamped her foot* I would never be friends with someone like That!
Pete- *looks at Susan*
Sue-*Looks at tree and screams* There is a big beaver behind that tree!!
Ed-Let's go play with it.
Pete-Stop being stupid. Let's go see if this rumor is true.
Sue-Rumor!?

A Dream is Just a Dream...or is it? Chapter Two (a Narnian fan fiction)

Submitted by Lucy Anne on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 21:23

Previous Chapter

 

Chapter Two

 

After enjoying my breakfast, I hurried to my room complete my homework. Before I knew it, I heard my mother calling me from the kitchen, “Anne, it’s time for lunch! Please come to the kitchen!”

“Alright mom, I’m coming!” I called, hurriedly trying to finish my last math problem.

My Dear Sister-Chapter One

Submitted by Laura Elizabeth on Wed, 12/21/2011 - 21:59

 Hello, everyone! I'm afraid I haven't posted anything in a long time, but hopefully this will make up for it. November was filled with writing absolutely nothing but my NaNoWriMo novel, but after that I put up Red Sea Rising and began working on a Narnia fanfiction, the first chapter of which I present here. I had a wonderful beta reader on Fanfiction.net edit these for me, except for this chapter.

These are letters between Susan and Lucy not long before and up until the train crash in The Last Battle. I hope you enjoy them!

Letter One

Dear Susan,

The Rescue of King Gale-Chapters 1 & 2

Submitted by Laura Elizabeth on Mon, 05/23/2011 - 03:10

The Canon Keepers is basically a fictional organization which goes to different works of fan-fiction, eliminating Mary Sues, Gary Stus, Marty Sams, stupid romances, and other un-canonical things. This is my version of the Narnia Canon Keepers, helping to keep Narnia canonical.
And by the way, although Wraithbane is on temporarily on hold, I'm hoping to start writing it again soon.
Enjoy!

Narnia Canon Keepers
The Rescue of King Gale

CHAPTER ONE

PRINCE CASPIAN

Submitted by Laura Elizabeth on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 18:35

PRINCE CASPIAN

I hope ya'll like this one. It isn't quite as funny as The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe, at least in my opinion, but it still made my brother laugh. Remember: read out loud, preferrably to someone else. (note: D. Corn is Doctor Cornelius. It's just an abbreviation, but you can read it that way, if you want. I do. Also, where Su says: Let him eat fists; supposedly, Marie Antoinette, the French queen, said about the poor people: Let them eat cake. So that's where I got it.)

The Lion The Witch and The Wardrobe

Submitted by Laura Elizabeth on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 02:19

Please, please understand me, before reading this: I love, love, love Narnia, and I have ever since I first watched the old BBC version. I am not at all making fun of them. I just thought you might find this humorous. Another thing: it is best to read this outloud; it's much more funny that way. If possible, read it to someone else. Please tell me what you think of it, and if no one likes it, I'll take it off as soon as possible.

England
Mum: Get out! The Krauts are bombing us!
Lucy: I want my teddy bear!
Mum: Now!
They run to cellar.