Well hi! It’s me, your awesome and good ol’ pal
Wait… you don’t even know me… well introduce myself, I shall!
My name is Whatsit, and I dunno what to write,
But I am good at playing marbles, and flying a kite.

If ye ever need help now an’ then, writin’ a poem
Just gimme a call at 180-LOST – that’s my number at home.
Most of the time I’m there, but half the time I’m not,
Usually I’m trying to untie my own poetry knot.