*AN* I know, this is completely horrible and very random. Hope y'all enjoy! Lol

Here,

I show you,

The rules of royalty.

They are actually

Quite simple,

Just follow them:

Look stiff,

Keep a cheesy smile,

Walk funny,

Talk snootily in a British accent,

And, last, but not least,

Be snobby.

These are the rules of royalty,

I hope they helped you learn,

Now follow them closely,

Listen well,

And you will be queen/king of England!