Would everyone please stop talking
and yammering about the vote?
Stop deciding and analyzing
every word that they've spoke?

Stop telling us who's ahead so far,
and who's starting to fall back,
Stop speaking to us about the polls,
the lines and the signs and all that!

Please, I'm gonna be sick!
I already feel so ill,
each time they say one of their names,
And what state's red or what state is blue
I'm going insane,
from all the campaigns
I'm going insane it's true!