During the middle of a fine rich dinner in London.

Music is softly playing in the background and two older couple are eating a fine dinner.

"... and I said to the boy 'I don't know where the cab is even though I called it a minute ago. Were is it?' and the boy said 'Misses, you called for the cab five minutes ago and this is the cab.' even though it was a buggy that the boy would pull behind him like he was a horse!" the women laughed at this as the man opposite from her 'listened'. More like tunning her out."Those foolish Americans" she laughed again "Are you getting bored Dear?" she asked. "What?" he returned confused. "I asked, 'Are you getting bored?' are you?" she replied. "Me?!?! Bored?!?! Uh! I'm having the time of my life listening to you... but I have a question. What are we talking about?" He asked blankly. " Why we are talking about... we're talking about... I can't remember what we were talking about Dear. Weren't you paying any attention?" "Of coarse I was paying attention, it's just I can't remember what you were saying." "Oh dear. Well I do have a story to tell you, about the young American chap who said he was a cab, when it turned out the chap only had a buggy that he pulled like a horse!............"

And this is pretty much how dinner was for Mr. and Mrs. Dilber.

The END!

P.S.:--------------If you want more stories like this, let me know.