Little Apple Core
On a fuzzy little floor
Sits a most magnificent
Dirty apple core. This apple core laughs
At all who pass by,
But when no one is near
It starts to cry. The reason is plain
No question about it
Keep it quiet though
No need to shout it. The apple core’s lonely.
It just wants a wife
With an apple-core figure
And shining blue eyes. She must utterly adore him
And smell quite apple-y
If they have apple-core kids
They’ll live quite happily. Suppose you and I