I, as Miss Laura Seebat,

Adore Miss Kevin’s new hat.

A divine hat like hers,

Could even be better than furs!

I, as Miss Laura Seebat,

Despise one who is outrageously fat.

And this woman whom I despise,

Is also, very simply, “un-wise.”

I, as Miss Laura Seebat,

Love Mrs. Gardener’s cat.

Her cat has a wonderful coat,