I, as Miss Laura Seebat,
Adore Miss Kevin’s new hat.
A divine hat like hers,
Could even be better than furs!
I, as Miss Laura Seebat,
Despise one who is outrageously fat.
And this woman whom I despise,
Is also, very simply, “un-wise.”
I, as Miss Laura Seebat,
Love Mrs. Gardener’s cat.
Her cat has a wonderful coat,
Over which, she can proudly gloat.
I, as Miss Laura Seebat,
Detest Prissy P.’s door mat.
It’s ugly and covered in glue—
Revolting glue the color of blue!
I, as Miss Laura Seebat,
Admire young Alison Pat.
She always wears fashion,
Which is my beloved passion.
I, as Miss Laura Seebat,
Disapprove of any High-hat.
One of those, at any approach,
Is no better than a cockroach.
I, as Miss Laura Seebat,
Highly approve of chit-chat.
Chatting with tea beside a hutch,
Is something that I like very much.