The Messenger Boy

I don't know what gave me the idea for this. I wrote it about a year ago. I hope ya'll enjoy it!

Chapter 1
The Inn

Please, please understand me, before reading this: I love, love, love Narnia, and I have ever since I first watched the old BBC version. I am not at all making fun of them. I just thought you might find this humorous. Another thing: it is best to read this outloud; it's much more funny that way. If possible, read it to someone else. Please tell me what you think of it, and if no one likes it, I'll take it off as soon as possible.

England
Mum: Get out! The Krauts are bombing us!
Lucy: I want my teddy bear!
Mum: Now!
They run to cellar.