Names

Why do some people name their children strange names,
Which sometimes bring to them shames?
And not just their kids but their pets too,
And it’s almost as if to Weirdo-land they flew.

For instance take Fluffy,
Now that is just too stuffy.
Some names are crazy,
Between you and me, I think the parents were just being lazy.

Nick-names are also really silly,
Silly like, Tilly and Dilly.
And what’s worse, if you knew mine,
I would jump up in a big pine.