therapists

The Doctor's Dilemma

Submitted by Tori on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 00:23

The same poor therapist...

DOCTER: AAAHHHHH!!!! I’M GOING TO GO CRAZY! HELP ME! HELP ME!

THERAPIST: Some have reason to think you are already…

DOCTOR: What? Never mind. You must sort out my problems!

THERAPIST: Oh, silly me! I thought that was my job…

DOCTOR: Huh? Ah well. Where was I? Oh, yes, my problem.

THERAPIST: Get on with it then!

DOCTOR: Well sir, uh, I have a very big problem!

THERAPIST: No? Surely not?

DOCTOR: But it’s true! I… my… she… and he…and they…said…

THERAPIST: My patience is waning.

The Tiger's Trouble

Submitted by Tori on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 16:28

The same therapist from The Princess Problem...

TIGER: Therapist! You must help me! I have a large problem!

THERAPIST: Let me see... how big is this problem? How much does it weigh?

TIGER: Well, I'd say as large as me, hm... 200 pounds at least.

THERAPIST: Ah. Well then. Let me see... oh, go ahead. Tell me what the dreadful 200-pound problem is.

TIGER: Well I... erm... ok, fine. Here we go. I'll tell you. Ok. Yes. Where to start? Hmmm...

THERAPIST: Just spit it out!

The Princess Problem

Submitted by Tori on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 17:54

SCENE:THE PRINCESSES' CASTLE;HER THERAPY ROOM.

PRINCESS: Oh dearie me! I am in such distress!!!

THERAPIST: Now Princess, it cannot be that bad! Whatever is the matter with you?

PRINCESS: Oh me, oh my! I cannot say it! It pains me so!

THERAPIST: Tell me! I can help you sort out your problems.

PRINCESS: But...but okay fine. But don't you laugh at me!!

The Princess Problem

Submitted by Tori on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 17:50

SCENE:THE PRINCESSES' CASTLE;HER THERAPY ROOM.

PRINCESS: Oh dearie me! I am in such distress!!!

THERAPIST: Now Princess, it cannot be the bad! Whatever is the matter with you?

PRINCESS: Oh me, oh my! I cannot say it! It pains me so!

THERAPIST: Tell me! I can help you sort out your problems.

PRINCESS: But...but okay fine. But don't you laugh at me!!