I won’t condone it, I tell you! For years, the trumped-up, silly story of “Sleeping Beauty” has been circulating the world. It’s been the subject of multiple books, collections of stories, and even a movie was made about it! Its madness! Hedge of thorns? A dragon? An enchanted sleep?
Puh-leese!
That’s not the real story. I should know. I was there, as one of the fairy godmothers. Flora, in fact. And I’m not a chubby, orange-clad silly-nilly with an obsession with pink, like the movie showed me. I’m sensible and graceful, whatever they may say.