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Snow White in Bible Style, Chap. 2

Submitted by Sarah Anne on Fri, 03/30/2012 - 11:38

Chapter Two
 

1. And, lo, she came unto a clearing in the midst of the forest.

2. And in the midst of the clearing, stood a house, and it was lit.

3. And she did enter in, for the door was not locked. And she percieved that it was very messy. And, lo, she did clean it up. Yea, even unto perfection.

4. And she saw seven little chairs and seven empty bowls. And she went up stairs, and cleaned that, also.

5. And there were seven little beds in the room, and seven desks, and she did percieve all that she did see.

Snow White in Bible Style, chap. one & the Story of Mr. Shorty and the Tall man

Submitted by Sarah Anne on Thu, 03/29/2012 - 17:38

 

Chapter One

 

  1. And in the reign of Solomon, King of Israel, was born unto him a daughter.

  2. And she was called, Snow White, for her charm and beauty.

  3. And Solomon had an wife of great beauty whose name was Cinderella, and she did bear Snow White unto Solomon.

  4. Now, in the fourth year of the reign of Solomon, did Cinderella fall ill, and she wast upon her bed unto the fifth year of his reign.

The Book of Cinderella, Chapter three (last Chapter)

Submitted by Sarah Anne on Fri, 03/23/2012 - 02:04

Chapter Three

 

1. And she did leave for the ball.

2. And when she did enter, she was astounded greatly. And, lo, the prince was dismissing many a young princess.

3. And as she did enter, Solomon was also astounded. And walked up to her, and dIanced with her.

4. But as he was about to marry her, lo, the clock struck twelve.

5. And she did run, and tripped down a step. And lost an glass slipper,

6. And she ran to her carriage, and did get in, but all was gone, in the twinkling of an eye.

The Book of Cinderella, Chapter two

Submitted by Sarah Anne on Wed, 03/21/2012 - 18:17

Chapter Two

1. And Cinderella worked diligently. And inquired of Abigail if she might go to the ball, too.

2. And Abigail sought for an answer. And Myra delivered one unto her, and said, shall a scullery maid go to the ball? Yea, even Cinderella? Nay, but she shall have more work to do and then she cannot go.

3. And Abigail thought on these things, and, lo, she decided upon this thing.

The Book Of Cinderella

Submitted by Sarah Anne on Mon, 03/12/2012 - 18:43

The Book of Cinderella

 

Chapter One

1. Now, in the reign of David, King of Israel, there was born unto Peleth, son of Gireal, Gimael, and unto Gimael was born Ahazael,

2. And unto Ahazael was born Nun,

3. And unto Nun was born Kish.

4. Now unto Kish was born a daughter of a fair countenance whose name was Leah, and after his wife had died, he remarried.

5. Now, in the fourth month, Kish took to wife Abigail, the daughter of Seth;

6. And Abigail had borne a daughter whose countenance was ugly, and her name was Myra.

A Few Days in My House After the "Hurricane Irene"

Submitted by Lucy Anne on Sun, 03/11/2012 - 14:07

 A Few Days in My House after the “Hurricane Irene”

  I will always remember the weekend when Hurricane Irene had hit.

Or shall I say “Hurricane Irene”.  Notice I wrote the previous phrase in quotation marks.  You see, the weatherman had announced many scary things about the upcoming “disaster” that would hit Long Island.

Ode to Cheese

Submitted by Renee on Sat, 03/10/2012 - 03:11

A tribute to e.e. cummings...   Cheese upon eating it,(taste  still delectable in my mouth) some more promptly ate I. and went on in fashion this until the block was gone. the craved it all the  more, more, more though (oh so quickly) finished was it.  

Of Me and Others

Submitted by Aalen Fideli on Sun, 01/29/2012 - 03:09

I am Aalen.

I am 16 years of age, and i live in a small city neighborhood.

I like thinking of stories and I like telling stories. I do not like writing them down. (too many speling erors)

When i think of a story the first thing i do is tell it to myself. then i tell it to my best friend.

I have created countless storylines, elements, mechanics, worlds, settings, multiverses and the like. but the one who helps me get them straight is my friend Leinad K. Romethe.