Today I fought a dragon--
I fought it!
And then I caught the dragon--
Yes, yes, I caught it!

Sound the trumpets,
have a parade,
reward me with crumpets and lemonade!
Becuase I fought a dragon!

The dragon was big and mean,
his scales were shiny and green,
but then I fought him,
and then I caught him!

Throw me a ball
here at the palace
for I rid the kingdom of all evil and malice!
When I fought the dragon!

The dragon was huge and scary,
But I took my sword and didn't tarry,
and then I fought him,
and then I caught him!

Give me a medal,
for my valorous deed,
inscribe my name on a pumpkin seed!
Becuase I fought the dragon!

The dragon had shiny teeth like fangs,
his roar through the entire forest rang,
but then I fought him,
and then I caught him!

Give me a crown
or give me a throne
or perhaps just give me a room of my own!
Becuase I fought the dragon!

Yes, the dragon is fought!
Yes, the dragon is caught!
And life has become oh so grand!
You ask, where is it?
Come, then, and visit:
for the dragon is here, in my hand.