Second Chapter of My Purple Alien Friend!

Hello, I am so happy to talk to you humans again! This is your friend Purpletalkata on planet Purpletuor! Many events have happened to me since our last chat. It was my birthday three days ago! I finally broke the top hundred! Now, I am 101 years old! For every year on planet Earth it is 2.5 years here! I am actually 101.111111 years old or something like that but, who’s counting! I find it fascinating how I would be so old on your planet but so young on mine!

Anyways, yesterday I learned how to dance the Miccappaso! It’s quite complicated and frustrating to learn the steps. I can picture you humans with your jaw dropped to the floor in amazement! Yes, our kind dances all the time! In fact, I am learning the Miccappaso because our annual ball is coming up and I will have to be well equipped with my mind in order to dance correctly and not trip on my antennas! I do not have a date to the ball and am sad no boy has asked me out yet. I don’t see myself as beautiful but I know I am not ugly! My moria, mother, told me it would be better if I went alone so I could dance with all the boys and not worry about pleasing just one. I am a pretty and independent, purple alien with more going on for me than a couple of dumb, witted, boys who’s purple is fading to gray!

Tomorrow, I am leaving to visit my friend, Purpletoga, on planet Mars. She did live on my home planet but decided to go her own way and live somewhere with more mountains and rocks. I am excited because my mom is going to let me drive the Space Flutter 2067! It’s a big spaceship that transports us anywhere our family wants to go! The Space Flutter is like an automobile on your planet! Its time for me to say farewell until next time I write to Earth. If I will have any energy tomorrow I should go to bed now! It was nice talking to you humans again!

Peace,

Purpletalkata