1. You get to go to the library during the day when the other kids are in school and get all the new books first.

2. You never have to attempt to eat those hideous cafeteria lunches, instead you can make Mexican burritos or Italian pasta or Japanese seaweed rolls.

3. Reading magazines counts as current events.

4. You can stay in your pajamas all day long.

5. Where else can you watch “The Crocodile Hunter” and count it as science?

6. You can sleep in on weekdays and its not even summer.

7. Home Economics = attempting to bake cookies and ending up eating the dough instead.

8. Never having to stand outside in the freezing cold to wait for the bus, you get to stay inside wrapped up in a blanket, reading, and drinking hot chocolate.

9. Building little LEGO villages counts as math, geometry, art, architecture, etc.

10. Washing the dog counts as gym class.