(With the help of an older sister)......

What if a social worker asked to interview your siblings?

You say, "But why? They're not famous."

What if a social worker asks if your siblings get enough food every day?

You say, "They're still alive, so I suppose Mom feeds them at least one square meal a day."

What if a social worker asks if you and your siblings been examined by a psychologist?

You say, "No, and we won't need to. My  older brother is the best mental examiner in the world."

What if a social worker worries about your socialization?

You say, "I socialize with our two dogs, three cats, sixteen chickens, eight goats, seven horses, six pigs, four geese, five snakes, and our miniature pony..not to mention the friends that live in my head!"

What if a social worker asks what you do in your free time?

You say, "I babysit my six younger siblings, hang out with my four older siblings and my parents, and tort -I mean, work with the characters in my stories and in my head."

What if a social worker asks how well your parents educate you?

You say, "I suffered torturous Saxon math, crawled my way through history, dragged myself through English, and almost drowned in handwriting."

What if a social worker asks how often you go outside and exercise?

You say, "Oh, I don't need to. My parents don't mind us setting up obstacle courses in the house and making a general mess of the place. Besides, my parents always have the doors locked."

What if a social worker asks how on earth you survive with ten siblings?

You  grin and say, "Oh, my parents keep my six younger siblings locked up in a cage in our basement while the rest of us live a happy life without them."

What if a social worker asks what you fill your head with?

You say, "I read homeschooling magazines, converse with the people in my head, hang out with  insane friends online, and watch educating movies. Not to mention schoolwork,  and watching my older siblings have debates."

What if a social worker asks of you do any work other than schoolwork?

You say, "Yes..when I'm forced to do it. My parents don't really care what we do, just as long as the house stays on its foundation and we don't have a nuclear bomb laboratory in our backyard!"

The social worker decides that it is best to leave now.