The same poor therapist...
DOCTER: AAAHHHHH!!!! I’M GOING TO GO CRAZY! HELP ME! HELP ME!
THERAPIST: Some have reason to think you are already…
DOCTOR: What? Never mind. You must sort out my problems!
THERAPIST: Oh, silly me! I thought that was my job…
DOCTOR: Huh? Ah well. Where was I? Oh, yes, my problem.
THERAPIST: Get on with it then!
DOCTOR: Well sir, uh, I have a very big problem!
THERAPIST: No? Surely not?
DOCTOR: But it’s true! I… my… she… and he…and they…said…
THERAPIST: My patience is waning.
DOCTOR: I… I…I…
THERAPIST: Please tell me of your problems. I can help you.
DOCTOR: But… I …not…
THERAPIST: Tick tock,
DOCTOR: Okay okay! Geeze! I, it’s my, my, MY FEET!
THERAPIST: Say that again, please.
DOCTOR: Have you ever looked at them? You wanna know my size?
THERAPIST: 11 ½? Are they too big? You know, you can get custom…
DOCTOR: No! Why 11 ½ would be perfectly lovely! They’re only a 4!
THERAPIST: No, that can’t be right. Why, you’re 6 ¾ feet tall!
DOCTOR: That’s the worst part! Whenever I take off my shoes people laugh! That’s right, they LAUGH!
THERAPISTS: Maybe you should just let it go, you can’t possibly…
DOCTOR: But you don’t understand! My feet are… Hang on, that’s my cell phone…
THERAPIST: Woohoo!
DOCTOR: Yes, yes, ok, I’ll come, uh-huh, ok. Bye. I must go, I am needed.
THERAPIST: But…feet!?
DOCTOR: Yes, well, I shall be back to talk about my overly large...What am I saying? ... small problem. Until next time!
THERAPIST: What was the name of that retirement site again?
THE END
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Lol, that was pretty
Lol, that was pretty funny.
"Remember when 'you play like a girl' use to be an insult?"
-Mia Hamn, American Olympic soccer star.
"Being cool is not acting cool."
-Anonymous
"You were not meant to fit into a shallow box built by someone else." -J. Raymond
haha
haha only problem is he started getting quite sarcastic...
"Dancers are the Athletes of God"-Albert Einstein
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“What are Fred and I, next-door neighbors?”
–George Weasley
:>)
That poor therapist! This made me smile! :)
PS, Falling Leaves-- you got your picture small! Huzzah. ;)
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"It is not death that makes us understand one another, but poetry."
--Lavinia
hehe, that made me laugh! >
hehe, that made me laugh!
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"You're pirates! Hang the code, and hang the rules! They're more like guidelines anyway"
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"Sometimes even to live is courage."
-Seneca
hilarious!!!
Hehe! That made me laugh.
I feel sorry for that poor guy!
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