Who am I? I don't have to tell you, so why should I? ...okay, okay, you talked me into it. I'm a splenetic denarian with an affinity for Shakespeare, O. Henry, history, long words, and various other things that people other than me would find boring. Probably. I like to keep a dictionary on hand, so that I sound smarter than I really am--because fake British accents can't translate into text... Sufficient to say, I'm me. Hello.