My Cat’s Schedule for the Day:

5:00 am: Wake up with Dad 5:30 am: Find him after his shower, and then jump on his shoulders, pretending to be Miss Nice Cat while really just gunning to be fed. 5:45 am: Find Kayla, who has just woken up, and try begging for food from her. 6:00 am: Bolt down the stairs and meow piteously at Dad, who rolls his eyes and gives you food. 6:30 am: Meow at the kitchen door and get Mom to let you out. 6:35 am: Whine to come back in. 6:40 am: Be let in by Kayla. 6:45 am: Rub Tori’s legs and purr, and be let out because she doesn’t know that you’ve gone out already. 6:50: Be let in. 7:00 am: Hang out in Tori’s room while she reads. 7:30 am: Run downstairs for second breakfast. 8:00 am: Try to be let out, but realize no one is falling for it and wind your way back to Tori’s room and fall asleep on Tori’s chair. 3:00 pm: Wake up and greet Kayla as she gets home. Run to where she and Tori are, and curl up on their lap. 3:15 pm: Be pushed off the comfortable lap. 3:30 pm: Beg to go outside. 3:45 pm: Be let back in. 4:00 pm: Fall asleep on the family room couch. 9:00 pm: Knead Tori while she lies in bed reading. 9: 30 pm: Fall asleep on Logan’s bed. 9: 35 pm: Be pushed off by his kicking feet and find refuge in Kayla’s room. 10:00 pm: Go back to Tori’s room, where you sleep until 5 am. 5:00 am: Repeat!