So I was reading The Brit's essay about randomness (She wrote it in November, you should look at it, it's very good) Anyway this idea came to me out of the blue, so I hope you like it.

MRS DOOHINKLE: So, honey, what are you going to do today?

MR DOOHINKLE: What? Oh, yeah. I might go ice fishing for a whale in the Sahara Desert.

MRS DOOHINKLE: Have fun. Meanwhile I will stay home and teach Dooey the family trade.

MR DOOHINKLE:Which is...

MRS DOOHINKLE:Cheesecake dancing.

MR DOOHINKLE: Ah I see. Where is Looey?