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Sly a dragon's tale: Chapter One

Submitted by Tayme on Sat, 07/10/2010 - 21:58

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A dragon’s tale

The Vary First Chapter Of A Vary Strange Story.

 

            Birds sang up above Horatio’s head as he rode up a steep grassy mountain that had thick oak trees growing all around. His long brown hair and hard features were typical of a knight and his strong arms and stature were as well. His intense bue eyes fixed ahead.

The Homeschool Family

Submitted by Jackie West on Wed, 06/23/2010 - 12:35

                         This is a story that is based off of my family-somewhat.

                          One of my older sisters helped me with it.

                     

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    "Look at that family! It's too big for me to stand!" said a girl as she stood in the store parking lot, loading her car with groceries. She paused to gesture at the fifteen passenger van that had just parked nearby.

names from a story.

Submitted by Tayme on Fri, 06/11/2010 - 15:43

Normal 0  These are names from a book I’m writing, but I need help with the name!!! It’s about a dragon named Sly who (despite his utter insanity) is the only dragon who can help a clan of dragons called, Barlin, defeat Gaylord Balthazar from taking over the third largest kingdom in the known world, Zarrattay. Also, along the way, they discover a deeper evil, heartless, a dragon with a dark plan to ruthlessly destroy all the humans in the world, but, in order to do this he needs something, but what?

The ghost of the partially un-dead zombie squirrel Chaptr one and two

Submitted by Tayme on Mon, 05/17/2010 - 22:39

Normal 0 The Ghost Of The Partially Un-dead Zombie Squirrel

Chapter One: The unknowing squirrel

 

I, Norbert Bockinstine, swear that every thing I am about to tell you… is entirely true.

           

It had been nine thirty-seven P.M., Friday night, when my life would be changed forever…        

 

Jumping to Jupiter

Submitted by Julie on Sun, 03/21/2010 - 19:36

 

I’ll start here You’ll start there Everybody will start somewhere   If we really ran Jumped as far as we can And everything went as planned   Could we jump to Jupiter?   If I leapt five If you leapt nine If someone leapt forty-five   But we can’t jump that far Can’t drive there in a car Or catch a passing star   Could we jump to Jupiter?   On our own, we aren’t good enough Even if we do lots of nice stuff But Jesus bridged the gulf   So why do we fight Over who was right When none of us reached the height   For we can’t jump to Jupiter

An interview with Arzallie.

Submitted by Tayme on Tue, 03/09/2010 - 22:47

Normal 0 An interview with Arzallie…

(Pronunciation, Arzallee)

 

     Me: So, Arzallie, you were how old? Five when this all happened, right?

 

     Ary: Actually I prefer to be called, Ary, and yes I was five.

 

     Me: Ary, can you describe what happened that morning in minimum detail? So we don’t give any thing away to the reader.

 

Oh, The Insanity Of Dreams!

Submitted by Mairead on Mon, 03/01/2010 - 20:21

It's official. The things that transpire in my dreams are the most creative and bizarre things I have ever come in contact with. I swear that no one has had experiences like mine. I know that some people dream that they can fly, or that they have super powers, or something un-graspable like that....but those things are at least semi-normal. Those are the things that we can day dream about during the day when we are conscious.