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The Misunderstanding

Submitted by Marlene E. Schuler on Thu, 06/16/2011 - 02:47

 

This story is the result of a contest... here's the prompt, and then the story follows. Enjoy! 

 

 

You have two only two characters. They may be any one of the following: (1) lovers; (2) prospective lovers; (3) a parent and a child; (4) best friends; (5) complete strangers. If you need one or two minor characters to help out that's ok, but you have two major characters only.

Kreen Aktin by William Andrews-Chapters 1-5

Submitted by Laura Elizabeth on Mon, 06/06/2011 - 16:20

Hello, everyone! My brother (who is now sixteen) wrote this book when he was eleven or twelve. I thought it was really imaginative, as well as funny. I hope ya'll enjoy it as much as I did.

Chapter 1

A huge ship raised anchor. Aboard her was a crew with cut-throat pirates. The captain of the ship was named Kreen Aktin, or that's what he wanted people to call him. I don't know his real name.

to dance like a polar bear

Submitted by Aalen Fideli on Sun, 05/22/2011 - 00:35

the lawn gnome said to me, he said: this is the way to go, he said:
dance like a polar bear, dance like an epiphany. tell the world that you don't care anymore.
once i was walking,
out on my front lawn.
i passed a man and he said hi ,
i turned around and he was gone.
the lawn gnome said to me, he said: this is the way to go, he said:
dance like a polar bear, dance like an epiphany. tell the world that you don't care anymore.
i started thinking.
and walking down a lonely road.
then it hit me,

The Losers of Lorien

Submitted by Marlene E. Schuler on Sat, 04/16/2011 - 15:20

Okay, okay, I'll admit this is a little juvenile, but years ago (when I was the sprity age of thirteen or fourteen), I really annoyed people by sending out these spoofs I had written about everyone's favorite films.

Don't judge a person by just one story... ; )
Hope you get a laugh or two out of it!


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The Losers of Lorien

Who are these poor unfourtunate losers? These rejects of society? The Fellowship of the Ring!


On the eves of the forest of Lorien, the Fellowship pauses.