Homeschooler's at night are a scary sight!
Now you listen here!
And let it actually go in your ear!
Down the street in a hall,
What a horrid sight to public schoolers all!
Homeschoolers unite!
AH! With their imaginations keen, we have no chance in a fight!
Run while you can!
Or they'll fight us with pans!
Pans of wit, pans of cunning,
Pans of oozing smartness pouring!
Pouring on us all, oh beware!
They might make us smarter, they might convert us over there!
To their side, which would be horible!
We would not be sortible!
They wouldn't put us into groups or herds,
Like we do with the populars and the nerds.
Here they come with minds razer sharp!
Don't listen! They can play the harp!
NO! I will not go! I will not!
To the smart side, I want my brain to rot!
Quick get the T.V!
It's their only weakness you see!
Oh dear, we better run!
Get your skateboards but not for fun!
To get away from this scary sight!
Of Homeschoolers in the dark of night!
I swear to you all here!
I don't want to be a homeschooler, so there!
Go away, leave me alone!
Or I'll have to use my cologne!
No! Not the book! Not the book!
No! I must not read! I must not look!
Oh please! I beg you please!
My tired brain please release!
I'v read aleady! Happy!
Do you want to let me go, or do I need to get snappy?
Oh please! Not the abacus! My brains in a fiz!
No, no! Please I don't know what two plus two is...
Let's go! Let's go now!
Before they attack us with a cow!
Oh what a scary sight!
Homeschooler's in the dark of night!
I warned you all we should have run,
But no, they are to full of cun!
They are witty and smart,
They hardly ever get a brain fart.
They are melicious and cruel!
Trying to make us smart, when all we want to do is drool!
They know how to read, and write,
They know whats wrong and whats right!
Now you tell me what on the loose is scarier?
Tiger's, Homeschoolers , or a bear?
Oh what a scary sight!
Homeschooler's in the dark of night!
Comments
Pretty Funny!
Hey girl! I really enjoyed this! I love when you make humorous stories or poetry about homeschoolers! It totally makes my day! There was a few parts that were completely random (We actually attack people with cows? Wow I missed the memo *wink*) but that kind of adds to the hilarity of it all. There were a few times that you repeated yourself (in theme not in the actual words), and a few misspellings (skateboard, already, and abacus), but overall I really liked it! It made me laugh :) Keep on writing!
Wings of Eternity
"Be an example to all believers in what you say, in the way you live, in your love, your faith, and your purity." 1 Timothy 4:12
That was hilarious!
That was hilarious!
Formerly Kestrel
Thanks guys!
Thanks, I will absolutely change Skateboard! And Abacus! (did I spell them right this time?)
Yeah, it might be a bit too random.
Thanks again!
Write on!
"Here's looking at you, Kid"
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Write On!
You're Welcome :)
Yep, you got it spelled right in your comment :) and don't worry, random isn't always bad! I like this kind of random!
Wings of Eternity
"Be an example to all believers in what you say, in the way you live, in your love, your faith, and your purity." 1 Timothy 4:12
Haha! Love it!
This is what I get for not checking AP for two weeks!!! Sorry I missed this.
LOVE IT!!! You switched between randomness that made me laugh out loud and slightly serious phrases that made me go, "Sad but true!"
HIDE YOUR FACE FROM PUBLIC SCHOOLERS!!! 'Cause if ya go to there side, I'm going to try alla this on you! hahaha
~HomeschoolGirl ;))
Finally published!
Tell me guys what you think!?
"Here's looking at you, Kid"
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Write On!