Okay so...the world outside my window is covered in ice. And the branches are coated. And it looks really slick. So I'm not chancing it. I mean, figure this: I go out, slip, go spiraling down a hill, go flying because I hit a trashcan, and land in a pond and the ice breaks and then I get soaked and I try to climb back up the hill but before I can make it I freeze in a solid block of ice and a trash car comes and picks me up and takes me to Antartica, where I stay frozen for three thousand years until an alien uncovers me.

So, not very likely...but still...

Plus, since the branches are frozen ice, how come the poor bird's toes are not freezing? Aren't their feet cold? Mine would be!! And why are birds still here? It's February!!! :o

Anyways...

The End of my bizarre essary. :)