Three Short (And Strange) Poems on Science

Submitted by LoriAnn on Fri, 04/09/2010 - 22:23

 

Paramecium A paramece— A pair of what? A paramece—a paramece A paramecium! What’s an um? What’s a mece? What’s a pair of what? A paramece—a paramece A parameci— Never mind.     The Phylum Sarcodina The Phylum Sarcodina Is a meana I do meana— A meanie, mean amoeba Is the Phylum Sarcodina     The Euglena The Euglena Has no spleen-a Unlike my dog, Whose name is Prina— Well, her name is Princess Prina (But we call her Prina) She has a spleen-a Unlike the poor Euglena.
Author's age when written
18
Genre
Poetry
Tags
random poetry

Comments

Kendra

Sat, 04/10/2010 - 02:52

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Haha!!!! Great job on these! It's really funny to me, because I was just studying these things in science! So, I'm glad that you posted them!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Julie

Sat, 04/10/2010 - 17:48

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I am so glad I am done with high school science. These poems still made me laugh, though.

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James

Mon, 04/12/2010 - 06:33

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Write some more like that.

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"The idea that we should approach science without a philosophy is itself a philosophy... and a bad one, because it is self-refuting." -- Dr. Jason Lisle

Heather

Mon, 04/12/2010 - 17:42

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:0) So glad I'm done with high school science...that just about killed me an I promptly forgot everything about it. Hence I have no idea what you're talking about, but it still made me smile!

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Anonymous (not verified)

Wed, 09/01/2010 - 14:25

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a bit of forced rhyme

cool poems on the whole