Fred stepped out into the cold blue light of room 2B; out into the sight of Alicia Joanna Marissa Nichole Varishoun, Agatha Agnes McFearson McMervey, and Nickoli Smapps, TD. The three humans stared down at him with their mouths hanging wide open. Fred drew in a deep breath and began to speak,

Once upon a time there was a frog named Fred. Fred lived in a glass cage in the science room at some elementary school in Florida. Every morning, when the students came into class, Fred would plop himself right smack dab in the center of his cage and give everyone of those poor unfortunate students a very nasty glare. Most of the students were too busy wondering what kind of torture Mr.