Alas, for spelling is dead, and with it its brother, proper usage.
Hardly a day, nay, hardly a few hours pass without an automatic correction coming forth from my mouth, be it for a sibling or a character in a movie.
"Are! Are!"
"I, not me!"
"WEREN'T! Gosh!"
However there are a few, a very few, who remember to correct themselves.
And what is it that we're meant to have wrote? ...written!
-The Phantom of The Opera
Almost worse are the obvious mistakes on signs and things. A couple of good local examples are:
"Jack's Family Dinning" on a sign for a diner
"October Carnaval" in big letters on a big sign on the side of a church facing the highway
Jack fixed his sign recently but the "Carnaval" is annual and is spelled the same way every year.
This, my friends, is a real problem. We all knew it was coming when "text speak" became prominent and the need to type as quickly as possible made it bad spelling and lack of appropriate punctuation excusable. What once were typos are now used regularly as real words. No one can keep "your" and "you're" straight, much less "their," "there," and "they're". Vocabularies keep getting smaller as "awesome" and "epic" become the all-around multi-purpose words, usable in any situation to describe anything.
Are we writers the only ones left with any appreciation for words? Any respect? Any knowledge of how they're (not their) meant to work? What about the fun of using interesting and less used words? Our whole society seems to have forgotten these things.
There even are places where English completely disappears!
Well, in America they haven't used it for years!
-My Fair Lady
How truly you speak, Mr. Higgins.
Friends, let us bow our heads and share a moment of silence in memory of the English language.
Comments
*sighs and lowers head* may
*sighs and lowers head* may the English language be remembered.......
"You were not meant to fit into a shallow box built by someone else." -J. Raymond
I have two pet peves.
1. Incorrect useage of apostrophes with plurals. This extends to acronyms such as CDs (not CD's), and numbers such as the 1800s (not the 1800's).
2. Usage of "their" with a singular entity, such as saying, "If someone fixes their sandwitch the wrong way..."
It should be, "If someone fixes his sandwitch the wrong way..." And if the use of his offends anyone for perceived female exclusion, then use his/her; ackward perhaps, but at least it's gramatically correct.
A lovely, if tragic, eulogy, KatieSara. It moved me.
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"The idea that we should approach science without a philosophy is itself a philosophy... and a bad one, because it is self-refuting." -- Dr. Jason Lisle
English isn't dead, but it's
English isn't dead, but it's definitely AWOL.
You know what I can't stand? When grownups spell sandwich with a t.
(Just kidding, James!)
I have hated the words and I have loved them, and I hope I have made them right. --The Book Thief
I....
I absolutely can't stand it when people say your istead of you're. If your (haha...joking) erm...you're going to write something, use the correct word!!!
And you're (your...haha) right...soon everyone will be writing, OMG I g2g rite now bcuz i hav been tlking way 2 long and u have 2...
It'll be a sad day when such occurs....
But a great essay
I....
I absolutely can't stand it when people say your istead of you're. If your (haha...joking) erm...you're going to write something, use the correct word!!!
And you're (your...haha) right...soon everyone will be writing, OMG I g2g rite now bcuz i hav been tlking way 2 long and u have 2...
It'll be a sad day when such occurs....
But a great essay
Freaking Texts!
I by no means use correct grammer, and for all I know I just killed this sentace (with incorrect spelling and the like). But I HATE the crud out of texting. I use it now and again, but only if driven to it, like when Frodo puts on The One Ring.
I must disagree when you say the English language is dead. It lives on in you, you all may perserve it. Not me though, for as I said: I don't use no correct gramma, (but nither did Huck Finn).
Nate-Dude
*bows head* Alas, only too
*bows head*
Alas, only too true. A similar lament runs through my mind at least once a week. My own pet peeve is the use of "them" as a singular neuter pronoun.