De-FENCE! De-FENCE!
My overworked brain chants silently
So loudly I wonder if the crowd can hear me
The expert panel is not amused
By my internal perfidy
I’m the bulls-eye and they the darts
With questions they proceed to stick me
Stung so long I start to feel numb
One question, in particular,
Drones on and on
So long I start to daydream
Why does this take so long?
Silence booms, I wake with a start
Repeat the question please?
And then my lips are somehow answering
My hand clicks the pencil
I try to gauge the room
Is my answer correct? Of course not
Their gazes narrow in and zoom
I am a bug on a microscope plate
To be analyzed and dissected
I answer a follow-up question
All the while hoping
For some clue on what they wanted
I try to take the rebound
Not sure if my knowledge shows
Shy I let some questions scuttle by
As I affect an expert tone
Finally, a break in the game,
Softball question thrown
I’m sorry, that must be the answer
That I forgot to bring from home
Exhaustion sets in, answers plumbed,
My brain is numb and adrenaline gone,
The old ones exchange a knowing glance
This has been three hours long
How long did they think I’d last?
I’m too tired to think
Is it a pass or fail?
From the conclave I hear I’ve done well
The game almost over, the crowd quiets down
Right before the final buzzer cries
I get a smile and three nods
I am done: Hooray! Good job! Good-bye!
A toast is called for, the championship mine
But I:
I don’t think I’ll celebrate today
My limbs are too tired to hold me
Reminiscing on the end of my dissertation defense in March, inspired in part by the NCAA tourney. Go Commodores! You'll win next year.