Today, in honor of my friend,
I'd like to say some things.
I'd like to state my gratitude
For the happiness it brings.

On rainy days and stormy nights
It's there to make me grin,
And comfort me when all seems lost,
And when I cry within.

And when the sun is shining bright
And days are fine and nice
It isn't bad with flavoring
And whipped up cream, and ice.

In the morning when I arise,
I hear its perky chatter,
And smell that glorious scent of its,
Then, nothing is the matter.

And so today, I honor it,
That friend of ceaseless good.
I love my friend, the Coffee Pot,
And would wed it, if I could.