Once upon a time

In a kitchen far, far away

there lived a Old Lady who love to bake

and she'd bake cookies, cakes, pies,

potatoes, vegies and muffins

and all kinds of yummy food

but despite being such a wonderful and acomplished cook

she was dreadfully lonely

when she was a Young Lady she'd married a Young Man

but he was cruel Young Man and ran off with her sister and her best rolling pin.

Needless to say, she was very upset and did not re-marry.

She did buy a new rolling pin which worked even better than her old one.

But all the children of her town loved her, for she'd give them yummy treats

whenever they came by her house.

But it was winter, and she did not make very good hot chocolate and her house was a

cold walk in the snow. So she was so lonely that she started to cry while baking a pie

and when she ate it that night she found it quite saltly, to much for her taste

So for the first time in all her life she threw out a pie.

She was going out to give it to her chickens when she heard a comotion!

Gathering up her skirts she ran over to the coop where her chicken had cornered a poor

little frog. Shooing them away she picked up the poor half frozen thing and took him into

the house to warm him up. She'd always liked frogs and at this point she was lonely

and desperate enough to talk to any thing.