To catch a cold,
to catch a chill:
I needed several things,
and you most certainly also will
You'll need some spider's webs
to make the perfect net
You'll need some bait:
warm cereal, preferably wet
You'll need some gloves,
and a camouflage hat,
so the cold doesn't see you,
or smell you and that
You'll want some cheese and crackers,
and a feather from a bird,
set up your trap, and then
do not say a word
Stay silent,
sit there,
waiting.
Waiting,
sit there
So silently
And along creeps a cold,
and along comes the chill...
And that's how I got a sneezing cough,
so YOU most certainly will!
Comments
I didn't even notice this
I didn't even notice this was posted! How cute.
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"Weddings? I love weddings! Drinks all around!" -Jack Sparrow
I have hated the words and I have loved them, and I hope I have made them right. --The Book Thief
Aww.....
That's so cute!!!
-Falling Leaves
"I'm not that complicated...My complications come out in my songs. All you you have to do to be my friend is like me...And listen." -Taylor Swift (one of the best musical artists ever!)
"You were not meant to fit into a shallow box built by someone else." -J. Raymond
i love this!!!!!!!!
i love this!!!!!!!!!!! it was awsome! it was great!
luv,
Bernadette
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"my brother, my captain, my king," Boromir.
That was so funny! I love
That was so funny! I love it!
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Abstract, random thoughts flit through my mind,
manisfesting themselves in meaningless doodles.............................
"Sometimes even to live is courage."
-Seneca
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Cute!
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The successful writer of a Fairy Story makes a Secondary World which your mind can enter
~JRR Tolkien
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And now our hearts will beat in time/You say I am yours and you are mine...
Michelle Tumes, "There Goes My Love"
This made me laugh! It
This made me laugh! It sounds like A.A. Milne (I was just reading some winnie-the-pooh, and he is now one of my favorite authors)! Really good. I like it a lot!
"I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by."-Captain Jack Sparrow